Kathryn. 21. Washington DC. College Student. <3 "Reality is a lovely place but I wouldn't want to live there" - Owl City
It's Kind of a Funny Story...
I ran screaming out of Narnia because that place is scary, got lost in Middle Earth as they tried to recruit me for their aimlessly walking cult, kidnapped Harry Potter, comandeered the Black Pearl but with the captain still on board, met Kristen Stewart and caught a couple Taylor Swift Concerts before getting chosen as tribute for the Hunger Games, and now I'm hiding out in Forks.
(via shit-thatblows)
(Source: vigorem, via inconsolable13)
Headed to Ohio for the weekend
Zac and I are off to Ohio for the weekend and we are going to Indiana as well so I will be pretty much MIA all weekend! I hope everyone has a great memorial day!
(via lovequotesrus)
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
(via form-ivory-to-steel)
(Source: andrewbreitel, via dingdongcowbell)
If Yahoo does what they are saying…
I’m just going to say goodbye to you all now! It’s been real and it’s been fun but let’s be honest we aren’t gonna be sticking around if that shit happens!
FUCK YOU YAHOO
who cares if school doesn’t teach us how to raise a family or get a job like at least I can find the area of a triangle.
(via useyourheartnotyourbrain)
do you ever feel like a plastic bag
No, I always feel like a Prada bag
(via useyourheartnotyourbrain)
THEN RAISE THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KIDS!
AND GIVE YOU ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING LOVE AND SUPPORT YOU’D EVER FUCKING NEED.
AND PAY THE HELL OUT OF THAT FUCKING MORTGAGE.
AND THEN WHEN THE GUTTERS ARE CLOGGED I’LL GET UP THAT FUCKING LADDER AND CLEAN THAT SHIT UP WHILE YOU STAND BY THE KITCHEN WINDOW COMICALLY JUDGING MY WORK.
AND THEN WE CAN VACUUM THE FUCK OUT OF OUR CARPET SO HARD THAT WE’LL HAVE TO GET A NEW ONE.
WE’LL WASH OUR CLOTHES SO GODDAMN FUCKING HARD. FORGET NO RINSE, WE’LL USE HIGH FUCKING SPEED.
BUY A FUCKING MINIVAN TO STUFF OUR BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BABIES INTO IT AND DRIVE THE FUCK OUT OF IT.
THEN WE CAN GO SOME FUCKING PARENT-TEACHER MEETINGS AND MEET THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KID’S TEACHER. THEN JUDGE THE SHIT OF HER IN THE CAR.
AND WE CAN THEN PILE ALL THE CHILDREN IN THE FUCKING MINIVAN AND GO TO THE STORE AND SHOP FOR GROCERIES SO HARD THAT WE ACTUALLY HAVE TO MAKE MORE THAN TWO TRIPS TO GET ALL THAT SHIT INSIDE THE HOUSE.
AND THEN COOK THE FUCK OUT OF OUR KITCHEN UNTIL WE HAVE NO FOOD LEFT AND WE FEAST ON THAT SHIT FOR FUCKING DAYS.
I WILL EAT THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR HOMEMADE COOKIES.
THEN WASH THE SHIT OUT ON THE DISHES TOGETHER UNTIL OUR ENTIRE HANDS GET FUCKING PRUNEY.
WE’LL WATCH OUR KIDS FUCKING GRADUATE AND MOTHER FUCKING TEAR UP LIKE THE BADASS BOSSES WE FUCKING ARE.
WE WILL GROW SO DAMN OLD TOGETHER, WE WILL LOOK LIKE FUCKING RAISINS.
I WILL FUCKING TELL YOU EVERY SINGLE SECOND HOW MUCH I FUCKING LOVE YOU.
HOLDING EACH OTHER’S FUCKING HANDS SO HARD THAT WE SHIT OUR SELVES.
UNTIL WE DIE AND ROT AS MOTHERFUCKING CORPSES TOGETHER.
TIL DEATH DO US FUCKIN PART.
HAPPILY EVER FUCKING AFTER.
True romance
(via coloursofautumnsobright)
